Summer Category

I got my hair did

In: Body, Mommyhood, Random, Summer

I’m one of those people who gets easily bored with their hair. I do something to it, keep it that way for a few months, and then have to change it. And even though I’m not a crazy, edgy person, my hair is the one thing I’m not afraid to mess with. [...]

Seriously, how could you not love this little pout face?

The other day, I had probably one of my worst days since I’ve had the girls. I woke up to a migraine. My parents watched Des for me for about 2 hours so I could lay down in a dark room (this was when our A/C was broken and we were staying at [...]

Happy Birthday Leelee!

In: Family, Random, Summer

My niece, Kaliea, turns 2 today.  I cannot believe that she’s 2.  It feels like it was just yesterday that my brother texted me that his wife’s water had broken and they were at the hospital.  I remember arriving and seeing my brother hold his newborn baby daughter.  The look on his face, the way [...]

Our A/C died the other day. We had gone to get Des a haircut and when we got home, our house was effing hot.  We checked the A/C unit and saw that it wasn’t working, despite our A/C controller being on.
And to be honest, we weren’t really surprised.  This happens every freaking summer.  The first [...]

About this blog

My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk. It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences. I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better. So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.

I’m married to Ricky. He’s a firefighter/paramedic. We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16. He’s really silly and I love that about him. He makes me happy. I really like him.

We had a baby in 2009. His name is Desmond and we love him. He’s amazing and we basically think he’s one of the greatest kids in the world.

In 2011, we had identical twin girls, Scarlett and Isla. We also think they are amazing and they are the two other greatest kids in the world.

This blog is meant to be a chronicle of our life together.