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People, I got my first period today.
Look, I know that’s probably a little too much info, but honestly, I’m so excited about this. And I’ve never, NEVER, been excited about having a period.
But it’s back. And you know what that means?
I’m ovulating. I CAN GET PREGNANT AGAIN!
Here’s to my returning period, who I never, ever, [...]
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By: Mallory on: Jun 10,2010 In: Emotions, Family, Love, Mommyhood, My amazing husband, My beautiful boy, Pregnancy, Sex, UncategorizedWhen I was a little girl, I wanted 7 kids. The idea of a big family really appealed to me and just seemed like fun. I really wanted to be a mom and have a bunch of little ones around me.
When I became a teenager and babysat, I realized that kids were a lot of [...]
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Trying to have sex when you have a kid is a little difficult. Before we had Desmond, Ricky and I could make love whenever, wherever we wanted. Morning, noon, or night, we could get it on anytime we wanted. We could take our time and cuddle after. Now, not so much.
Now, having sex is a [...]
When Ricky and I got engaged, we immediately decided that I should get on the pill since we didn’t want kids right away. The last thing we wanted, or needed for that matter, was to get pregnant on our honeymoon. So, I got on the pill. Since it was my first time on it, I [...]
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About this blog
My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk. It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences. I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better. So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.
I’m married to Ricky. He’s a firefighter/paramedic. We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16. He’s really silly and I love that about him. He makes me happy. I really like him.
We had a baby in 2009. His name is Desmond and we love him. He’s amazing and we basically think he’s one of the greatest kids in the world.
In 2011, we had identical twin girls, Scarlett and Isla. We also think they are amazing and they are the two other greatest kids in the world.
This blog is meant to be a chronicle of our life together.
