Emotions Category

My favorite part of every night is when I go to pull up the blankets on Desmond in his bed.  We usually put him down to sleep around 7:30.  Since he tends to move around for a while before he goes to sleep, we push his blanket down to the end of the crib so [...]

Superwoman

In: Activities, Emotions, Mommyhood, Summer

There are days when I don’t get anything done.  On those days, the fact that I have gotten out of my pj’s and brushed my teeth is an accomplishment.  I’m too busy on those days – usually because Des is cranky or teething and needs me to be with him constantly, or because I’m just [...]

My sister was the first family member we told when we found out we were pregnant.  We invited her over, and handed her a package.  When she opened it, she found a bottle of Martinelli’s Apple Cider that had a label on it telling her she was going to be an aunt and had a [...]

Scared

In: Body, Emotions, My amazing husband, My beautiful boy, Pregnancy

I’m scared of getting pregnant again.  It’s not the feeling of being unprepared or not having more time alone with Desmond that I fear, but the actual pregnancy part.  When I was pregnant with Des, I was so sick.  Not a little sick.  Beyond sick.  I had a subchorionic bleed, which prevented me from doing [...]

I’ve mentioned on here how hard breastfeeding is, but since I’m all about honesty, I figured I’d give a detailed account of my early struggles with it.  So here it goes.
Moments are Desmond was born (and by moments, I mean like 15 minutes later, after I’ve delivered the placenta and have been sewn up), they [...]

About this blog

My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk. It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences. I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better. So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.

I’m married to Ricky. He’s a firefighter/paramedic. We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16. He’s really silly and I love that about him. He makes me happy. I really like him.

We had a baby in 2009. His name is Desmond and we love him. He’s amazing and we basically think he’s one of the greatest kids in the world.

In 2011, we had identical twin girls, Scarlett and Isla. We also think they are amazing and they are the two other greatest kids in the world.

This blog is meant to be a chronicle of our life together.