Des doesn’t really like vegetables. Well, to be honest, he just about doesn’t like anything unless it’s Cream of Wheat, eggs, or a fruit snack. He is an insanely picky eater and it drives me crazy.
Most nights, we get him to eat dinner by bargaining. I know it’s probably not a good habit to be [...]
When we started Des on solids, he was a champion eater. That boy ate a lot and anything. He never really refused to eat anything. Even if he didn’t really like it, he’d make a face and then continue to eat it.
Those days are gone.
For the last few weeks, Des has become the pickiest eater [...]
So, those Brioche rolls I made last week. You know, the ones that I spent 3 days making? Yeah, they sucked. I tried one out as a sandwich, and they were way too dense. It just tasted like a huge clump of bread. Apparently, when I read the instructions, I failed to whip the butter [...]
So, in my bread making adventures, I decided to try making Brioche. My parents are having a birthday party for their friend and are going to serve sandwiches. My mom wanted to use a sweeter roll so I offered to make a bunch of rolls for the sandwiches. Earlier this week, I made a tester [...]
My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk. It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences. I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better. So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.
I’m married to Ricky. He’s a firefighter/paramedic. We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16. He’s really silly and I love that about him. He makes me happy. I really like him.
We had a baby in 2009. His name is Desmond and we love him. He’s amazing and we basically think he’s one of the greatest kids in the world.
In 2011, we had identical twin girls, Scarlett and Isla. We also think they are amazing and they are the two other greatest kids in the world.
This blog is meant to be a chronicle of our life together.