Activities Category

Last Wednesday night, Ricky informed me that I was going to go get a 2 hour massage the next morning. He had read my blog and taken my not-so-subtle hint about wanting a relaxing day.
So the next morning, I went and got a 2 hour massage.  And it was glorious.  It was so nice to [...]

Newest Obsession

In: Activities, Mommyhood, My amazing husband, Random

I have a new TV show that I’m obsessed with: The Misfits.  It’s a British show about a bunch of kids who are troublemakers and wind up with superpowers.  I know my description doesn’t sound great, but it doesn’t do it justice.  Really, it doesn’t.
My friend Tiffany told me about the show a while ago, [...]

3 kids under 3
10 days a month Ricky is scheduled to work (not counting overtimes)
6 average number of times I’m woken up a night by one of the girls or Des.
4-5 times a night the girls still want to eat.  We’re trying to break them of this habit.  It’s not going well.
18 average number of [...]

Shed those pounds

In: Activities, Body, Mommyhood, Random

Since the girls have been born, I’ve been trying to lose the weight I gained with them.  Well, in reality, I’m trying to get down to my early college weight – the time when I was probably most in shape.
If 3 years ago, you had asked me how much I weigh, I would have never [...]

Baby Olive has arrived!

In: Activities, Emotions, Mommyhood

My best friend had her baby on Friday night. And it’s a little girl.
Last time I talked to her, they hadn’t fully decided on a name. They had a few names picked out for each gender and were going to decide once they saw the baby. They decided on the name Olive.
I [...]

About this blog

My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk. It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences. I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better. So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.

I’m married to Ricky. He’s a firefighter/paramedic. We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16. He’s really silly and I love that about him. He makes me happy. I really like him.

We had a baby in 2009. His name is Desmond and we love him. He’s amazing and we basically think he’s one of the greatest kids in the world.

In 2011, we had identical twin girls, Scarlett and Isla. We also think they are amazing and they are the two other greatest kids in the world.

This blog is meant to be a chronicle of our life together.