A Firefighter's Wife

About Me

My name is Mallory. I’m a socially awkward person and really stink at making small talk.  It’s something I’m working on, but if we ever meet in person, I apologize in advance for all the uncomfortable silences.  I love dirty jokes – the dirtier the better.  So, when we meet and I’m being awkward, tell me a dirty joke and I’ll get more comfortable.

This is me.

This picture pretty much sums me up.

I’m married to Ricky.  He’s a firefighter/paramedic.  We’ve known each other since I was 12 and have been a couple since I was 16.  He’s really silly and I love that about him.  He makes me happy. I really like him.

This is how Ricky seduces me.

We had a baby in 2009.  His name is Desmond and we love him.  He’s amazing and we basically think he’s the greatest kid in the world.

Des says, “Hey, thanks for reading my mom’s blog.”

In 2010, we got pregnant again.  Turns out, we were expecting identical twin girls. When we found out, we both thought we were going to pass out/puke all over the doctor’s office. I don’t think the doctor would have appreciated that.

Our girls, Scarlett and Isla were born in 2011.  We love them and love watching them interact with each other.  Basically, we think they’re the best kids ever too (but don’t all parents)?

That’s it.  Thanks for reading!